ive officially lost it.i cant get the song banana phone out of my head.its driving me nuts.
anyway heres a play i didnt write.it was in a youtube video.

Deidara:far far away,in a far far away desert. two people are walking through the desert.why are they walking through a desert?i dont know. >_<
deidara:im gonna ask this one more time.why is sasori no-danna dressed up like a turtle.^_^
sasori:i am not dressed like a turtle!
deidara:are you in denial?
sasori:shut up deidara
(meanwhile back in the sand village)
yuura: ok i have called this meeting to discuss an important matter at hand.the akatsuki is a criminal organization that consists of 9 S-rank criminals.they are recognizable by their black coats with red flowers painted on them.they are the most violent-
deidara:can we stop.its so hot.i feel like having some ice cream.
yuura:-the most clever-
deidara:i am seeing something yellow.what is it?
sasori: oh.gee whiz.could it possibly be sand? #>_<
deidara:...NO YOU IDIOT!it was the sun.gee danna,you suck at this game.
yuura:-and the most intelligent ninja ever.
deidara:*singing fast*old godzilla hopping around.tokyo city like a big playground.here comes batman with a bat grenade-
sasori:shut up!##>_<
yuura:so.who will do it.
#1:uhhh
#2:i cant
#3:i have a wife and kids.
Yuura:expected.
Gaara:craaaaaap!
yuura:uh kazekage-sama?
gaara:you said there would be candy.where is the candy?!
yuura:there are more important things than candy right now.
gaara:what!so there is no candy.you lied yuura DIDNT YOU! T_T
yuura:we have to stop the akatsuki
gaara: oh whateva,i can beat them with my magic sand.cause thats just how i roll. *_*
yuura:if you say so
(the akatsuki just made it to sand village)
deidara:now lets see.boys,girls,s-rank criminals.wow it is so freakin obvious you would almost think it was a trap.
sasori:and this is why i hate my village.
deidara:well lets get on with it.hello, can gaara come out to play?
yuura:stop intruders!
deidara:and what if we dont?
yuura:uh idont know.i thought at this point i would be dead.
deidara:can you handle this turtle no-danna.i need to save my chakra for my fight against gaara.
sasori:MY NAME IS SASORI!!!!!!!! ##############>_<
yuura:sasori-sama?i didnt know you joined akatsuki.
sasori:go away yuura. #>_<
yuura:.........why is sasori-sama dressed up like a turtle?
deidara:i dont know.i asked him the exact same thing.
sasori:GO AWAY YUURA!! #>_<
yuura: okay then.like POOF!
sasori:stupid subordinates. #>_<
deidara:time to show my awesome art(throws down a little clay bird.)time skip jutsu!
(it transforms into a giant chicken)
deidara:CHICKEN! ^_^
Deidara:time to catch us a jincuuriki. *_*
sasori:whatever you say man. whatever you say.